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[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 120 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I don't understand this post. Salt doesn't mean sodium. NaCl and KCl are both salts, and this is a 50/50 blend with less sodium (Na) for the people who need/want that. Am I missing something?

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

you're not missing anything, you paid attention in chemistry.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sir that's too many facts for this joke.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, no let’m cook. Everyone knows jokes are funnier after you explain them.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. I have difficulty suspending disbelief so sometimes jokes like this just confuse me.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I get that too sometimes.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

What you're missing is illiteracy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could also be amphetamine salts.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now we're cooking!

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I think you're exactly right

[–] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Oh thanks. My mom buys that and I never understood what is was 😂

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

50% table salt

50% bath salt

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So much worse for people with Potasium limitations? Like dialysis patients.

[–] frogfruit@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, usually such people are advised by their doctors to avoid such ingredients.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They could just get the normal salt, or no salt at all.