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Throw a giant asteroid into the Earth
That's not a bad idea!
Not doing that.
You can always back out of the commitment by having nebulously defined angry psychic space sex(?) with him before impact. By the time you hit atmosphere the asteroid should disappear.
Make sure to express your deeply-rooted mommy issues while doing so. Very important step.
Yes, important step. And make sure you project these feelings onto your shared underage Indian girlfriend.
Do you know how much clean up that will require afterwards?
It'll help the Earth clean itself up in time. Don't think too hard about it.