This reads like a shitpost, but I have seen about half of these names verified in multiple sources for these positions.
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Only Carson, Gabbard and Flynn are even actually close to being qualified for those jobs. The rest is a collection of failsons lol.
Also Trump Jr for interior secretary position?
Always get the interior ministry post.
for the USA the equivalent is closer to DHS though. sorry "sEcReTaRy of HoMeLaNd sEcUrItY". or maybe director of FBI but that post reports to attorney general
secretary of the interior is a dogshit post in terms of power in the USA which is why the bourgeois were willing to give it to Deb Haaland
Basically a no-show job