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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

>sort of tried once.

>haven't talked directly to her.

>gave up.

why isn't this working?

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many tries are too many tries?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

cross the starting line before giving up, i always say

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

Did we read a different green text? How do you figure he got her number, mind reading?