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[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 88 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm currently taking a shit mere inches from a box of my wife's tampons and I'm scared, you guys. What if one finds its way into my butt?

[–] arality@programming.dev 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry the ~~female~~ body has ways to try to shut that down.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago

I got that reference!

[–] TheBest@midwest.social 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have to tell the tampon you don't consent, legally the tampon can't crawl in your butt then

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So it's like a vampire? You have to invite it in?

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it does want to suck your blood...

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Nah, they don't want to, they are non consenting lol

[–] NoFun4You@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

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