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Clearly they need more McKinsey consultants to improve efficiency
Hopefully their new coworker Agent-X is just the management push they need
Disclaimer: Agent-X is a derivative of leftover Agent O left over from the Vietnam war.
while this product is totally safe, we recommend wearing a full-hood respirator and gloves when handing it out to local children
Well yeah. Think how many ways those consultants can help cut more corners to slightly make more money over time.
Get money by dragging it out and asking for more time and money
The fact they moved their management to Chicago to avoid their union workers and engineers was so cowardly.
What makes it even better is that Chicago was chosen because it's a big home for MBAs and management consultants.
Fuck them.
"What are we? godless communists? MBAs and consultants are all we need." - The west.