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[โ€“] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

pete

Clearly they need more McKinsey consultants to improve efficiency

[โ€“] ASaltPepper@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully their new coworker Agent-X is just the management push they need

[โ€“] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: Agent-X is a derivative of leftover Agent O left over from the Vietnam war.

[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

while this product is totally safe, we recommend wearing a full-hood respirator and gloves when handing it out to local children

[โ€“] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

Well yeah. Think how many ways those consultants can help cut more corners to slightly make more money over time.

Get money by dragging it out and asking for more time and money

[โ€“] elpaso@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fact they moved their management to Chicago to avoid their union workers and engineers was so cowardly.

What makes it even better is that Chicago was chosen because it's a big home for MBAs and management consultants.

Fuck them.

[โ€“] dkr567@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

"What are we? godless communists? MBAs and consultants are all we need." - The west.