A while back I broke up after a long term committed relationship, and part of the process involved splitting our finances. I went to the bank to close our account, and it being around November, the teller innocently asked, "Do you have any plans for the holidays?"

I deadpan replied, "Well, I'm closing out a joint checking account, so what do you think?"

The teller: O___O "I am so sorry!"

Fortunately I was able to laugh about it and tell them it was okay.

Joke's on them, though, because I wound up getting blackout drunk on Johnny Walker Black with a real beard mall Santa that Christmas and saying things about my ex that I should not have said.