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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? (lemmy.world)

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[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago

I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

-Mitch Hedberg

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Mitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.

Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Yep yep yep I'm also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂

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