Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who'll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don't have to leave the bed
Or just sleep on a toilet
A convex waterproof mattress with channels that empty into a chamber pot might work. Could test for science.
I'd go all in and get the plumbing
OK then repurpose an air hockey table and just let it osmosis into a drain below ๐
Then it could filter back into drinking water for when you wake up thirsty
That an idea
Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who'll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don't have to leave the bed
Or just sleep on a toilet
A convex waterproof mattress with channels that empty into a chamber pot might work. Could test for science.
I'd go all in and get the plumbing
OK then repurpose an air hockey table and just let it osmosis into a drain below ๐
Then it could filter back into drinking water for when you wake up thirsty
That an idea