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[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It's all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?"

Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you're not. It's just likely that whole value = 1.

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