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[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let them starve for four days before lighting the tires too

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, of course. Maybe break them on the wheel too.

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody like that better be praying I don't come down with a terminal disease.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Our day will come, comrade.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What if we give them some sand to eat on the 3rd day? Coarse of course

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Sand, hot sauce, and laxatives

A gritty, fiery trip from bow to stern

Organically sourced recycled sand (broken glass that is hammered into little pieces) that are heated up