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Get a rope. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

I prefer to be called “loaf daddy”

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

As long as Mama Loaf is happy, I'm happy.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Honeys play me close like butter play toast

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Hoes open like hallways

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't that make you a... uh... Load?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

We have been loads at one point or another

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Changes his name to L-Diddy later on

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024

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