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I've watched it. It's an experience for sure. But typing in the name of the movie is basically a hate crime. Gay Nwords from Outer Space.

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PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT. Our own Aeronmelon is going through some shit at the moment and could use some help. Check it out here and consider an upvote or a comment to push it into activity. Sorry, not something I do often or will be spamming. But I care about my friend and if I can get a couple more eyes on his situation then I'm going to try to do what I can. (Last one I promise. Just twice. Not going to spam but dude is a big part of the Lemmy community, especially with Trek, and he deserves the help)

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Context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56265733 Nobody should be ashamed about their bodies ❤️

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Here is an article with evidence -> https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/341544/paul-gets-a-tiny-saddam-hussein-implanted-in-his-hand

And since I've noticed that people have become too relaxed lately and are forgetting that experiments are being carried out right before their eyes to turn them into Saddam Hussein hiding places, I decided why not remind them that we are being slowly and surely driven into entrances hidden by rubble?

You might think that this will be fine because of air vents and fans, but in unstable conditions or during crises that are just around the corner, such crap could very well become a reality, and it’s better to be prepared in advance and not panic later.

Or, in short, do you want to not know that you will be have Saddam inside you and it will happen suddenly when you are defenseless and you will have to gestate him for approximately nine months, or do you prefer to prepare and fight back against your Saddam?

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