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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Oh that's not as funny coming from a german on 4chan

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Putting bananas in the fridge?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago

It's good to put bananas in the fridge but only once they've reached your ideal ripeness.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Now that’s a pro tip if I ever one… err, I mean six.

Put food in the fridge maybe?

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Keeping the autism at bay