There is no coffee, hell no.
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Lean isn't made with NyQuil, it's made with codeine cough syrup
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these no man's sky recipes are always wild
I would do a pork roast with strabeque sauce
Average Starbucks order at 5am
I only have the ingredients to make strawbegamen
Seems like someone's going back to the vomitorium again today.