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Here is an article with evidence -> https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/341544/paul-gets-a-tiny-saddam-hussein-implanted-in-his-hand

And since I've noticed that people have become too relaxed lately and are forgetting that experiments are being carried out right before their eyes to turn them into Saddam Hussein hiding places, I decided why not remind them that we are being slowly and surely driven into entrances hidden by rubble?

You might think that this will be fine because of air vents and fans, but in unstable conditions or during crises that are just around the corner, such crap could very well become a reality, and it’s better to be prepared in advance and not panic later.

Or, in short, do you want to not know that you will be have Saddam inside you and it will happen suddenly when you are defenseless and you will have to gestate him for approximately nine months, or do you prefer to prepare and fight back against your Saddam?

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

You can tell by pinching in between your thumb and index finger bone. If it feels uncomfortable, there's a Saddam inside of you.