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I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

Injurious bastards

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

I’m no one at all

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?