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Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

It’s bi-readable

Yeah, wow, that’s not where my brain went

Excuse me, I need to take a cold diet shower

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Now add a four-dimensional hat

I’m cancelling my Dropout subscription!

So I can renew it when the price goes up because I love supporting their content.

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them