xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 23 hours ago

I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe this map the key to surviving the 2029 water wars

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 2 days ago

Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not if you bathed beforehand

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that would suck

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

nor any less

edit: WHICH IS STILL ZERO

 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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