Talented people piss me off

If you’re on mobile it will happen when you just search a question on google, no matter the subreddit

Some nights they called him “double fisto”

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

Are ducks rapists?

Don’t forget about big truck guy and his pavement princess

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche

I missed out on the Zelda series when I was little. I am ashamed to say I thought the dude’s name was Zelda for most of my childhood

Starbuck’s little clean progressive image has been totally ruined for me by the way they fight so hard against these unions. I won’t support them in any way

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

Texas being Texas

Truly shocking