[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

to my knowledge, it's the second one. and it's not just penis havers that can get a reach around, I often reach around to play with the clit

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

for me, I had an account set up before the Twitter bullshit, but I only use Twitter to follow sex workers anyway. The brain-drain over on Reddit made the moderation even worse, and the moderation was already the worst part of the site

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

yeah it's wild to me that petroleum jelly and kerosene come from the same thing

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

yeah from what people are telling me, we have the capability of processing lower quality crude oil so it makes more sense to export our high quality stuff, then buy the cheap stuff since we can already refine it.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

yeah I didn't know about the existence of this place until at least 2021.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

dude. we are not talking about the gasoline. we are talking about the oil being used to make the gasoline. what percentage of the crude oil being refined into American gasoline is American produced crude oil?

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according to Urban Dictionary, it's either a hand job through clothing, or another term for 69ing. I don't understand why either of those would be called an "over under"

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

yes but how much of that gasoline was made from American crude oil? America has plenty of refineries, just none of them designed for American oil

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

the government should at least subsidize a couple so in the event of an apocalypse we can make our own gasoline.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago

correct me if I'm wrong, but the United States doesn't even have oil refineries that are capable of making gasoline out of American oil? like we need the type of oil that the middle East has, so we're constantly trading oil back and forth even though we have plenty of it

I think I've heard this is true. something about politicians wanting to look environmentalist and therefore preventing the building of any more refineries

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I've had hemorrhoids for like 25 years, so I've always been very discerning about my toilet paper.

this entire time, I've been using whatever toilet paper I have found to be the softest as facial tissue, to blow my nose, as well. my reasoning being, if this stuff is gentle enough for my hemorrhoids, of course it's going to be gentle enough for repeated use on my upper lip.

then, a friend turns me on to one of those new "with lotion" facial tissues (my bathroom tissue always has aloe in it) and wouldn't you know it, my upper lip finds it to be softer than the toilet paper. but, when I try using it as toilet paper, my anus doesn't find it to be less irritating than the toilet paper.

why do my butthole and my upper lip think that different things are softer? is it just chemistry?

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/plex@lemmy.ml

edit - turns out rebooting it five times is what works.

when I'm using any of my Plex players, it acts like my server is turned off. when I go into settings, it says that my server is unavailable with a secure connection. I've tried restarting everything, rebooting everything, I can't watch my server.

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once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/futurama@lemmy.world

watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine. i didn't notice a missing scene but i wasn't paying close attention to the Hulu version.

when Hulu auto-cycled to the next episode, even with outro and intro credits, it brought it back to sync with my version. we're ⅓ through episode two, and Hulu is currently 14 seconds ahead, although we started this episode synced.

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/drugs@lemmy.ml

there's like a dozen different subredd!ts but I'd prefer not to.

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/revanced@lemmy.world

every third post is still sponsored.

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/drugs@lemmy.ml

the one's over on Reddit all have cryptic names so I'm not entirely sure how to search

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/revanced@lemmy.world

I repatched and reinstalled it, it won't even open

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 92 points 1 month ago

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that's why seeding is helpful

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submitted 1 month ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz
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I don't take it very often because I don't want an addiction sneaking up on me, but it certainly makes crowds more manageable. almost enjoyable

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 140 points 1 month ago

ok fine when's the vp debate that should be fire

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 166 points 2 months ago

please just put the interesting part in the title.

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