I know forklifts are an inside joke at Arrowhead but what are gatekeepers? Over engineered leaf blowers?
Thanks for taking the time to do a feasibility study. I'm hopeful to see some type of chat solution in the future.
You can play multiplayer skirmish against CPU. See screenshot.

By the time you read this comment, it's most likely gone.
A quick search says that was Worms Revolution or Worms Battlegrounds.
I played this version of Worms. It's probably the best out of the recent worms.
Pouring one out of the GL-21 Grenade Launcher. It was a good run, old chap.
/wears Helldiver helmet
These undemocratic groups make me sick!
/spits on ground
"You cannot have a meaningful campaign if strict time records are not kept." - Gary Gygax
This advice can be taken in various ways. My take is time goes by while your PCs are doing their thing.
Nefarious plans are carried out by evil minions and the latest exploits of your party of murder hobos has reached the next settlement. If your party does a side quest instead of saving the queen from a sacrificial ritual, they going to have more xp and gold but Orcus is now wearing a new queen skin loincloth.
Time drives the consequences of PC actions. The world continues on while your party is on their 6th long rest in a 5-room dungeon.
Warbond releasing Tuesday was an ill omen.
I wonder if the flamethrower backpack can blow up.
Thanks. Human to Post interface hiccup.
That's what killed my last helldiver.