He wouldn't if it applied to him. Unfortunately, reddit is not a gatekeeper in the sense of the DMA and due to its management it's also unlikely to ever reach that position :)

Yea, you should really consider that before breathing on the moon

At least you have multiple wifes

Bananas happen to be very productive plants. One banana plant produces hundreds of bananas. The further lowering of the cost comes from economy of scale and fucking over workers and nature.

What the fuck is a bussy?

Pumpkin is there to watch the action and to suppress weeds

No, consent can't be hidden in tos

Eat the rich

Wow, was für ein Hurensohn muss man sein um das für die richtige Vorgehensweise zu halten. Das ist Aiwangerniveau

Sounds like you're still a kid at heart. I've got a 2yr old and I immensely enjoy playing these sorts of games with him. My wife always jokes that I'm using the sandbox more than him, she even snapped a couple of pics of me playing alone in there.

What kind of clothes are you talking about? A skirt on a man is still pretty courageous, but if you're talking about a pink shirt just go for it. You'll not be judged.

John Oliver is the better Oliver

I don't get it