The entire universe is beige

(Says a man facing a beige wall)

Making you feel bad literally affects the way you feel.

Feel cold? Well the solution to that is to just feel warm.

Cat

500 kinds of mangos. 2000 kinds of apples...

Me.

It's an explosion in my head.

Like this : imagine a sound. For example, a cat meow. Meow meow. You doing that? Are you "hearing" that meow in your "mental sound space"?

Now imagine the sound is 500x louder. And it isn't a meow, its an explosion.

It sounds like the blast of compressed air when you disconnect a compressor fitting.

That's what it's like.

It happens in half-sleep.

I've had big blasts that make me go "woah" a couple times a month since forever. I had a really big blast that made me go "holy shit!" just a couple days ago.

This is especially disturbing when you consider that, for most of us, most of our knowledge consists of such secondhand, literally-interpreted abstractions. And then this bogus knowledge is firmly validated by our similarly deluded peers.

An organic version of The Matrix.

We're talking about the realness of reality here.

This gender stuff seems rather petty, comparatively.

Reality is a dream. Truth is falsehood. A wizard tried to wake us up. The Matrix has you!!!

No wait. Penis.

One miracle at a time please.

Sauerkraut milkshake

Appalling, yes. But give it a couple generations.

Owning pets, land or house? Eating anything but bugs? Absurd! Who do you think you are, royalty?

I know a guy who looks like that.

He's good at JavaScript.