We decided that user input needs to be for advertisers, no one else. By promoting toxicity, we could have people buy stuff only from those toxic communities.

What are you talking about? I did not do anything, it is the fault of {TEAM_NAME}. {TEAM_NAME} is the reason why {SITE_NAME} is entirely fake. Do not blame me, BLAME THEM!

We just want you to know that you are better than any moderator/admin/developer. We want to give you some money, in the hope we get more money from Gold and your info.

Red means more REDdit ads and stuff. They are more likely to give me money.

If you are listening to these people, join Reddit again. I will harvest all of the data FOR YOUR BENEFIT! You want a free Reddit, right? Well then, Support this change. Privacy is dead.

I made it that way.

This is a decision to only let those stupid enough to pay for premium enjoy the site

credit scores will not be affected by the nonsensical protests, it would only affect the protesters.

AI = money

Who cares, as long as it makes shareholders happy.

I really love it when you do that to me

Do not worry, I already replaced them!