sly_lemmy

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] sly_lemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, keep it up U-be-soft. I reckon you're hit 'Invincible' mobile game can safe your pathetic ass.

God, the day this company declares bankruptcy, I'll coat the nearby surroundings and then forget they ever existed.

Till I inevitably want to play AC Black Flag for the 15th time

[–] sly_lemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I assume Zuck has a partner but I don't care enough about him to check. Gotta upload a totally legit 'verification selfie'...... an AI image of his partner with a dick. That'll show him

[–] sly_lemmy@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I went to create an account a while ago. When I saw this, I was this close to sending them a picture of my dick and balls. But I thought myself better than these fucking creeps who insist on knowing how many wrinkles our ass has.

Thank you for the session. Same time tomorrow? 

[–] sly_lemmy@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Too fuckin bad, mate