Yep, the best of the best :)

TLDR???? pls

Last update on F-Droid was 2 years ago tho

Why would someone want to ddos ur small site, real ddos is extremely expensive attack,

Avoid Google Play Store. Use Aurora store instead.

I use Mutter

Just dont use your personal g acc (obviously), and its fine.

LOL, it finally loaded for me after few moments

Many people use TG specifically because it has unlimited cloud storage. Signal doesn't offer this (don't know about SimpleX).

Nekogram and Mercurygram (both from F-Droid) may be the option? Using them both now and so far I dont see any ads popping up.

Its only in Android version, not flatpak version

Why?