sfled

joined 7 months ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn't nailed down.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Trump's Library is vaporware. He made a lot of noise about how great it was going to be and "the best Presidential Library ever," and grifted and conned and got donations. Still waiting for that first golden shovel to break ground.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

a secret bellybutton supply

Aye, the Navel Reserve.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I will gloatvote this every time I see it.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I'm doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She's the only one in that group I wouldn't want to get into fight with.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No wonder they're begging police departments to buy them.

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