rocketpoweredredneck

I'm not sure I like the implication here, given the context. It makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I can't read or write, everything I've ever written has been purely forehead keysmashing

DF is a unique, sometimes overwhelming, sometimes hilarious, always interesting experience. There's nothing like it, although many people have tried.

I'm so glad I switched from windows. I'm working on getting my wife and kids to make the change

Get job inspecting deluge systems I guarantee you you'll be getting wet at least once a week

boo

I know several of my friends phones passwords. I even have face unlock set up for myself on one friends phone so when he's drunk he can just point his phone at my face

I think that may be a part of the problem. He knows the bible and doesn't give a fuck about what it actually says.

wut

how tho

Yes. Usually, unless your players are funny and you get gems 'big brained einstein genius' or 'big boned elephant guy'

I had a guy play a combo of the sentient hat and farmer. A lich screwed up, was left as just a head, and his phylactery was the farmer. As the farmer got stronger the lich got weaker but more connected to the farmer, until the lich was very nearly fully in control of the farmer (fighter/rogue by that point) before the party found a way to remove the lich.

I mean, Deep Space 9 didn't seem like a bad place to set up shop