If you want more post-apocalyptic fantasy, Mistborn and Stormlight Archive book series both technically fit

Baker's Edge sounds like a mythical sword from an epic fantasy tale

Poor performance indeed

Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker

As a software developer, the less ambiguous your notation is, the better it is for everyone involved. Not only will I use brackets, I'll split my expression into multiple rows and use tabs to make it as readable as humanly possible. And maybe throw a comment or 2 if there's still some black magic involved

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

Not only we have infinite stamina glitch, but also aimbot. No other species can throw objects with such precision as humans and our closest related species

oh you motherfu-

Ah, you fell for one of the classic blunders: expecting your opponent to value logic and consistency in their opinions

It seems there are 2 bottoms in this story

I love that last line.

"We have never made a public statement before. This is how badly you fucked up."