Hey everyone! Here's a list of phone numbers! Real, legitimate phone numbers! Anyone can view this list of phone numbers, for free!
But whatever you do, DON'T call anyone on this list, OK??
Man I've got all this chia underwear, is that what I'm supposed to be doing with it?
PNG beers? Do I look like I know what a JPEG is???
Ahh, the 'ole Lemmy switcheroo.
Because that actually sells.
Man, you'd think that if there was only, say, 100 people a day using this service they could just scale the service down. Whatever the number of active users they could just scale the service down, that number isn't likely to spike again ever (and even if it did no one would be surprised if there were service interruptions on a service that old).
Maybe it's a security issue? But there are no credit card transactions in online multiplayer? Idk.
YOU KNOW YOU THE SHIT WHEN YOU GOTTA FLUSH TWICE AROOOOOOO
Close, except the lion should be bipedal and have some sort of gimmick.
He goes on and on about defunding the government, like dude, aren't you running for a government position??
Yeah, I get the joke in the post, but anyone who listens to RatM should very quickly understand what "the machine" is.
Are you able to download your purchases? I feel like the answer is "no," but if they were serious about your library being "yours" downloading your purchases would have been part of their service plan from the start.