ramjambamalam

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[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ISO-8601 master race

(e.g. 2026-04-24 for the uninitiated)

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

A 2026 Ford Satellite

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is there any mud nearby? If not, you can mix some up and leave it near the bee house for the mason bees to build with.

Also, plant early pollinators.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Until recently I thought that human waste wasn't used for fertilizer, but I learned that it is. The water treatment plant separates the solids out, composts them, and then it's sold as "biosolids" to spray on the crop fields.

Let this be your reminder to wash your veggies before eating them!

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In case anyone reading this didn't know: direct sunlight can cause your VR headset lenses to act like a magnifying glass, burning your precious LCD in a moment, if the light hits it right.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

The plan seems dubaious.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just say, "Thanks, a lot," as enthusiastically as possible so that it's uncomfortably enthusiastic. That's what I used to do to make a mockery of the mandatory greetings policy back in my service industry days.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

It's the tits.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of Arnold's guide to tar:

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully this is the time that appeasement really works.

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