As a programmer, a smoker and coffee drinker, I can tell you that this technique actually works!

I got a message earlier today saying my subscription would now include ads. I immediately cancelled the subscription out of principle.

Firstly, who the fuck are they?

Secondly, you have the money, why can’t you just be reasonable? Like it’s not enough to rich, and not work and be happy, travel the world without limits and without a care… you somehow need to hurt people. It’s awful.

I typed b I t c h and something changed it

Why does Biden just say “yeah he’s my removed boy”? It would completely undermine the image Trump and the Republicans build of themselves.

I recognise this page style as UK government.

I hate Elon musk but Tesla is the best thing that happened to this planet because no other car manufacturer was bothered to do the groundwork required to get electric cars going. They lie and spread corruption before Elon came along.

I can’t find it now but I saw a meme that was the same template but it said:

Dude: I took a screenshot of the database Woman: you mean a snapshot …

Lining his pockets.

The argument against abortion is that it stops the next Jesus coming. Since Mary was a virgin why don’t we just ban abortions for Virgins. It seems like a fair compromise.

Just use Firefox

People hate Linux because shows they aren’t computer experts, they’re just Windows power users.