overweight is a weird group to use because it doesn’t really apply to people

Overweight people aren't people?

Sounds like the players here had a good time.

That's your read on the story?

Making a lot of assumptions and claims about a literal fantasy creature.

I'm right there with you, I grew up with the Greatest Hits album my dad had and always loved listening to it.

The title is pretty funny out of context though lmao

He was full of shit from day one

While Meta and the people it'll bring with it is something I want to avoid, I gotta respect it when a massive company is willing to adopt an open standard they're not in control of.

Met a friend online that's from Sweden, but didn't learn that fact for a few months. Until then I would've thought they grew up near me, there was no discernible accent.

The specific details aren't important, but yeah. A lot less HP than can survive 10d10 damage.

They're introducing the BBEG to a level 1 party, so that barbarian probably only has around 10 hp

I play using a VTT so everybody sees what the results are immediately. No telling it to them gently when the troll crits three times during the fight.

Dudes wearing Oakley's and Fox Racing hats would be saying they're better than you because you don't work 22 hour days.