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submitted 9 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My main problem is that most of the memes aren't even funny.

Make memes that are funny and then we can talk

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black hole goes brrrr (cloud.tilde.team)
submitted 9 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Alt text:

Template: rageface comic

Panel 1:

(Question on screen): "black holes too small?"

(Sad person): "yes"

Panel 2:

"Troll physics"

(Picture of trollface)

"Has the solution"

Panel 3:

"take small black hole"

(Black hole visible)

"Add your mom"

(Giant person visible)

Panel 4:

"gravity does it's thing"

(Your mom gets sucked into a black hole)

Panel 5:

"Big black hole"

(Big black hole onscreen)

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submitted 9 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Alt:

"When someone gives you a death threat but you're still alive:"

Man says: "how do you do, fellow immortals"


Before anyone asks, I have alerted the mods and he has been banned

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beans! (cloud.tilde.team)
submitted 10 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

--frame 1--

(Derp to waitress): hi waitriess, can I have some food

--frame 2--

(Waitress): here's the menu!

(Waitress shows menu without any beans)

--frame 3--

(Derp): I know there are beans behind this door

(Metal door in background)

--frame 4-- (Derp): ah-ha!

(There are 6 chests label "bean box")

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submitted 10 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

--Transcription--

-frame 1- (Happy derp face to troll face): hello sir, I would like some memes

(Troll face): come right this way

-frame 2-

(Troll face to sad derp face): Our newest collection of politics just rolled in

(Drawing of poo on the wall to symbolize the memes)

-frame 3-

(Sad derp face to troll face): these aren't real memes

(Troll face): 10 trillion social credit has been removed from your lemmy account

-frame 4-

(Happy derp face): oh, how I missed you, my dear rageface comics

(Funny memes are on the wall)

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

I don't know if I feel like dancing

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 64 points 10 months ago

One word: bots

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Use git.

Please.

I'm begging you.

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submitted 10 months ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 109 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In Iceland I think there's a law against giving your child an embarrasing name. It's one law that I understand

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

Your airport wifi doesn't ask for your email, phone number, bank number of your life savings, etc?

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

Isn't this the average person?

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

Opaque ones have a wider range of materials to choose from. Plastic is pretty unlikely to break, though. Glass is the only other transparent case and that would be brittle (guess which one modern phones use)

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 118 points 10 months ago

Noooooo, people could then see the repairability before buying it. We can't have that!!!!

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 105 points 10 months ago

The price for glasses. It's like this because of a stupid duopoly

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 58 points 10 months ago

blackberry donated $10000-24,999 to freeBSD

Blackberry gave more money

sauce

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Alt text:

Template: Troll face

Top text: there is an imposter

Bottom text: among us

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 149 points 10 months ago

Google can do whatever bullshit they want, I am still not letting go of adblock

I won't use sites with WEI or adblock blockers

I won't use chromium

You can lead the sheep to the spyware but you can't force them to open it

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