[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

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submitted 9 months ago by ooklamok@lemmy.world to c/lemmyapps@lemmy.world

Are there any apps that feature swiping between posts?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Does Data have cold skin?

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Swipe capability (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ooklamok@lemmy.world to c/syncforlemmy@lemmy.world

Would it be possible to get the ability to swipe between posts?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

And always disconnect while you're in the middle of speaking.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Handbook for the Recently Diseased

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's just that they've been arguing for years and the wives are fed up about it.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

These are all older, so you're not seeing them in order. I think he has always had a mix.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Deep. Fried. Tacos.

With American cheese.

2 for a dollar.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um... Goofuth.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Isn't this Judge Doom's plan?

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