[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Snake jazz...

[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

*do not try this at home

[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

BootyShorts! T-bo are my fav

[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Once I ran with scissors, tripped and fell face down. The scissors landed handle side down, splayed open with the edges of both blades pressed against my jugulars as I fell into them. Luckily they were dull AF and I didn't fall hard. I have never and will never ever run with scissors again.

[-] oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sunset Mesa Funeral Home has entered the chat.

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