I think that's canonically true for Goku and Hulk

or the hand anatomy of those girls.

This is how phones used to work!!! The cable was all spirally and you could get really long ones!

THIS is how you protest vote. Bravo Michigan Democrats. I hope they still vote for him in the general, but I'm still glad they're making the DNC sweat.

That's a load bearing "done right".

Berkeley wants to turn the park into housing and I guess they hope the wall will keep protesters out.

"We're all in this boat together!" - a celebrity on their private yacht

In Scotland, to where he emigrated in order to move his goalpost business.

Heh, I love the implied acknowledgement that Republicans are a separate and distinct group from adults.

Lawful Good:

Foresight to convince the smart, powerful people that they're making bad decisions, influence them to make better decisions for the world, only use it for enough personal gain to sustain a decent living.

Neutral Good:

Mass Suggestion Convince the dumb powerful people I'm a divine being and they better do as I say, use this power to force positive change amongst the easiest to control masses. Collection plates at churches now go to me.

Chaotic Good:

Gate, Use teleportation to extort billionaires by witnessing their depravity and threatening them with exposure, also portal tech. become Rick Sanchez. Rob swiss banks for fun and profit.

Lawful Evil:

Meteor Swarm: Hold cities hostage for ransom.

Chaotic Evil:

True Polymorph: I'm going to start turning politicians into lizards. For cash I'll turn random shit into itself but but made out of a different material and auction if off, passing myself off as a great artist of incredible talent.

Edit because I forgot about the money half way through.

Easy!

They have all that AND life expectancy for the poor is mid 30's.