Bonus: You could be paying and be the product anyway.

Red Bull, if anything has amazing marketing teams.

Do target individuals. CEOs should be responsible for neglect and rockstar culture.

Oh, OP got me fooled, I thought this is original xkcd, well done on photoshop.

Sony still salty about USSR dissolution

Working on something cool well past 'usual' retirement age because you like your work and want to stay active to stave off brain rot - cool. My dream really, I can't sit still.

Working until death a demanding, soul crushing job for peanuts because you have to survive and support your dependants - inhuman. Dont @ me.

I'm getting a headache trying to understand this title.

Disgraced police officer is redundant.

Me: Use threads!
Single core CPU: Do I look like a loom to you?

It wont happen like in Day After Tomorrow.

The beaches will get shorter, the docks will get deeper, then some warehouse will get flooded along with some homeless camp.

Land prices will shift, people will move, it'll be a curiosity.

That island nation on the Pacific? Oh well.

Any organisation that invests in physical hardware that requires cloud to work is bonkers. Those whiteboards don't need cloud. And google is too big to care for long term customer satisfaction.

Why wont we go back to throwing dead cows over the sieged city walls. Overengineering for problems solved thousand years ago.