... maybe we should keep the costs of industrial chicken farming where they are and save this one for critical care in the hospital?

are you yes?

i told the recruiter that my student loans were serviced by Sallie Mae. he told me that, for certain, my loans would be paid by the G.I. bill. i was desperate to move out of my parents house.

it wasn't until the day before shipping out, the day that i raised my right hand and swore an oath, that i found out he lied. i went anyway and didn't get my loans paid.

they will say ANYTHING.

i have downloaded tens of thousands of dollars of audio recording software. i always told myself that, if i were to ever make money from my efforts and usage thereof, i would be happy to pay the author.

i never made any money. but i hope the right people got paid by those that did.

If you’ve ever heard someone refer to a TV remote as a “clicker,”

Baba is You is my jam! but so many levels i just give up too easy and peek the solution online. i am not as smart as i wish i was.

i am going to conversationally refer to Dewayne Johnson as 'the brick'. hilarious.

i thought narcissism is when you ONLY care about what others think?

new AND novel?

also fresh and different!

oh dear.

i got all excited when i read "moto edge" cause it's been a long while since i last rooted my phone. but now i suppose i will hold off on excitement until there is more clarification on your question.

fun story...

ive seen Elton John twice. the second time, more than twenty years ago, i was able to present a rose to him on one knee during the encore.

my friends and i were in the front row and had set up a folding chair up against the stage. it was quite a leap to get up there and i immediately ran for the side of his piano. security rushed in on me rapidly but i was already on one knee reaching out with my head down, so Elton shooed them away.

i love Elton John.

Canada! Fuck Yeah!