I didn’t realise austerity had stopped tbh

Can you not rent fibre splicing kit where you are. That’s what I’ve done in the UK when I’ve needed fibre installed on my jobs.

I don’t do enough to justify buying all the kit, so this works out better for me.

I asked my sponge in the bath last night and it denied this was anything to do with 'big sponge'. Someone is trying to do a hit job on them and they firmly believe it is a conspiracy between the whales and coral.

They used paragliders

I promise I wouldn’t mind if you did

Just remember to spit not swallow

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

They were put there by a man

Fiat might stand for that. Ford is fucked or repaired daily.

I couldn’t stand to have a pelvis