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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by hogposting@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net
 

I was power washing the lube out of the back of my squad car when I heard sarge shout at me.

"JOHNSON!" she barked. I turned to her. She was in my face, towering over me. "Quit dicking around down there! Some jackoffs over at chapo dot chat are being horny on !main@hexbear.net. Get in there and nail their asses!" I hopped in my car, grabbed the stick, and rammed it into gear.

The air on the scene was hot and thick. Someone had been shooting ropes like it was a Just Cause 3 speedrun. I could hear the perps -- must've been six or seven of 'em -- as I crept behind the house. I fingered my gun, took a deep breath, and plunged right in.

"VOCEL POLICE! SPREAD 'EM!" I yelled as I busted down the back door. "GET YOUR GENITALS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!" Surprisingly, everyone eagerly complied. "Anyone tries anything smart and I'll finish you off myself!" I didn't have enough cuffs for all of them; luckily, there were more on the scene. My forearms were burning by the time I wrapped up all the body cavity searches.

I had finally stuffed all of them into the meat wagon when my radio crackled. "JOHNSON!" It was sarge again. "Get back to the station! We got a suspect linked to the distribution of Sears catalogs and I need you to bust some balls! Squeeze 'em, and squeeze 'em hard!"

I went downtown without hesitation. My feet were still sticky from the crime scene, but there was no time to de-cum. For months now I had been this close to the Sears Outfit. They were teasing me, I knew it. This sicko had a load of information, and I was going to beat it out of him no matter how long it took. If he wanted to play rough, well, I'd give him all he could handle and more.

In the interrogation room the suspect greeted me with a playful smile. Without a word I slapped on the blacklights -- his pants lit up like a Christmas tree. I put on a protective blindfold sheer enough to where I could still make out his features. Hovering just inches from him, I asked, "Do you have any idea what we do with guys like you? You're going down, and it's gonna be messy. I'll have you jammed up so hard there's not a chance you'll get off."

Still smiling, he looked me right in the eyes. "I'm afraid you're too late, officer. I just did."

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago

What percentage of vets would you estimate are persuadable?

That's what I see as the central question here: if a group of people can be convinced to become leftists, we should be working with them regardless of whether it's difficult. We're not going anywhere unless we get literally tens of millions of more people on our side, and not all of those people are going to be perfect.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago

Note that a few comments up I've already said killing someone over this is wrong. No one is arguing that people should get the death penalty for drawing Muhammad. The argument is that you're a huge asshole if you do, because there's no reason to do it besides pissing people off.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago)

What if you never wear red but, upon being told you’re racist if you wear red on tuesdays, you decide to start wearing red on tuesdays? Does this circularly make you racist?

If I never did something -- let's call it drawing a picture of Muhammad -- but I started doing it specifically to piss off a group of people my country has demonized and killed by the millions, yes, I would be an enormous piece of shit.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (2 children)

You realize christianity and islam are almost precisely the same fucking thing, right?

Bit of an oversimplification there

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago) (2 children)

But I wear red plenty now, so it would at least be somewhat of a burden to remember not to wear red on Tuesdays. It's not a burden at all to not draw Muhammed because I never draw him anyway.

It's the going out of one's way to be as offensive as possible that makes this asshole behavior. No one's ordinary routine is being disrupted, no one's being even slightly inconvenienced.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (6 children)

How common is wearing red? How common is drawing a picture of Muhammad?

The reasonableness of the request is in large part determined by how burdensome it is to fulfill.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (9 children)

i literally do not give a fuck what is offensive

eat my entire ass

fuck off

Civility at the expense of accomplishing something real is bullshit, but man, you're not going to get very far with very many people if you're just an outright asshole.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (8 children)

i have every right if i did want to

Yes, that's exactly the "fuck you I do what I want" mentality I was criticizing. That makes you a massive piece of shit, even if you're technically free to do it.

You shouldn't be a massive piece of shit, and you certainly aren't accomplishing anything if you choose to be one. You should be a decent human being.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (10 children)

Why would you ever draw Muhammad? About the only reason anyone ever does is in an attempt to deeply insult an enormous number of people. That kind of "fuck you I do what I want" mentality doesn't garner much sympathy from me. Having a reasonable amount of respect for your fellow human beings (i.e., not doing something you would never otherwise do specifically to piss them off) is something we need more of.

Yeah, you're free to yell the N-word at the top of your lungs in public. Yeah, if a black person decides to beat you to death for it they're in the wrong, too. But my sympathy for you in that situation is limited because maybe you shouldn't be an absolute piece of shit just because you technically can.

[–] hogposting@hexbear.net 1 points 5 years ago (1 children)

He needs more blankets and fewer blankets

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