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But I don’t feel like a man, unless I can easily kill children by accident!”

“Turns personal”‽‽‽‽

When was this $10 billion lawsuit over hurting Trump‘s feefees anything other than personal?

It’s not “news” when it extraordinarily fucking obvious everyone

From brown people? I mean… This is Texas…

I get your shock and confusion. The first time I thought, I was also shocked and confused.

With this level of hard hitting journalism, how could anyone possibly disagree?

Fuck you AP. It’s been a holocaust for years, now. And you still can’t call it what it is. Fuck you.

“Democracy may not be dead! Let’s rely on the thoroughly bribed courts!“

This is great, but it also looks like a really awesome album cover, and Donald Trump does not deserve that

Maybe this will stop Chinese tourists from holding their babies over trash cans, so they can shit into them….

Because, really, it really seems that what the Chinese could use is diapers, and the training to use them.

Because you can just do that now, apparently

Why were you such absolute shit parents?

(I already know the answer)

Edit: I had no idea my parents were on Lemmy… Obviously, they would downvote… why anyone would agree with being shit parents, I can’t imagine, but your kids will be here to talk all about it, and very soon

To all the shitty parents out there: fuck you. You will get yours.