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That’s how you know that you’re doing the Internet correctly

But I’m too drunk and stoned to do it right now, and I’m afraid that I will forget to do it whenever it is that I finally get sober enough

Obviously, this is the answer. But I’m just so high and drunk right now, I can’t. And I’m afraid I’ll forget about it by the time I get sober enough to do it.

There was a subreddit called r/notgayporn that I really miss…

This post would’ve been absolutely perfect

Well, that put a smile on my face

It wasn’t for lack of trying. There were at least several attempts to assassinate Hitler.

😢

Even inside the show, they present it as “the day from hell”, and talk about that very thing beginning, middle, and end. I think that was the whole point of it.

At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.

Yeah, that was kind of shitty

Bouncy castle in my ass