flicker

joined 3 months ago
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Favorite one so far!

I gotta say, I saw the header and I was wondering how this one would tie together but the federation is 10/10.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'm agreeing with all the people who say they don't notice until after they've read a post, but I wanted to add a Yo ho! to my comment.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are you kidding? The nails are also pirates!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm an xennial demi woman and we didn't even have the term "demisexual" when you and I were young. Trying to explain to my bigoted mother that I'm not attracted to a meat suit, and can't define what I'm attracted to, while having a girlfriend was... awful!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm an ADHD person and I had this exact same realization when I was younger.

I think maybe this isn't something neurotypicals ever figure out? Because they seem to be accepting of those "jokes" and it blows my mind.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Sword of Damocles" like bitch we used service pack 2 XP for ever. "We won't support something" means nothing if the original product was built right.

...Ohhh now I see the problem. Nevermind, everybody, carry on.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Once you see what that user is doing, it's absolutely hysterical. It's one of the few times I'll see comment threads and upvote everyone in them.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

To be pedantic, it's spelled pedantic.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

And they feel zero remorse!? I'm genuinely shocked and appalled!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my God that was the same person!? Who had all that drama and who can't write to save their life?

Jaysus!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The word maritime means of or near or on or dealing with the ocean. So he made a pun by replacing it with Merit, which is about how worthy or how good at stuff someone is, or if someone deserves something.

It's a pretty good pun!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I really hope he chuckled to himself over Meritime because that's excellent. That's good work right there.

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