[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

"...they fight for airplane meals...", now we know what goes on behind the curtain, a Mile-High Fight Club!

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Judges hate this this one trick. Call them rude words then they can't convict you because that would make them biased!

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Fellow right-side-of-the-ponder here (so take with a heap of salt). So basically both sides present mitigations ("my client had a clean record until now", "the defendant was found liable for SA", sort of thing). These may change the outcome of the sentencing, including specific dates for any period of incarceration.

There will also be part of this given over to why they defendant shouldn't be found liable for also violating his gag order (very similar to the ones before, but this one is now he is a felon). And if the defense counsel can't explain why he did that (which is pretty much indefensible) then he can be both found liable for the breach and have it impact his potential sentence.

I am not a lawyer, I am not American, this is just what I understand, until someone better comes along to correct me.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Bring back national service, but exclusively for Orcas, they have too much time on their hands!

(Policy courtesy of the British Tory Govt)

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 141 points 2 months ago

Bad case of Irritable Towel Syndrome

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If it looks like a nazi duck and it's wearing a shoe, it's probably doing a goose-step

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

It's "Golf with your Friends" not "Golf with your Comrades"!

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

I'm in my forties and I think every milestone decade has been better than the last. I also wholeheartedly agree with the above statements. I hope you continue to do the things that make you happy and carry on your enjoyment of them :)

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"sorry, I'm not interested" and hanging up is fine, cursing my family and telling me what a PoS I am, not so much. I think it's clear you've never had to work in the service industry if you think that working a job like this dehumanizes you and justifies rudeness of this scale.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Cold calling telemarketing ("Do you have time to answer some questions about x?"). Felt grotty with every call (got yelled at a lot too, be nice to people who call they likely don't want to call you any more than you want to receive the call), lasted 2-weeks.

Swapped out to data entry of paper responses into a spreadsheet, was so much better but only lasted 2 days before I went back to the phones. Am verg grateful I don't have to do that any more.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Or perhaps JSters (pronounced Jesters)*

*Meant as a turn of phrase and not a criticism of the language.

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I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago
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