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Nope it doesn't work now I've just got two fat cats sitting on me.

Seriously they do not take a hint, if this house catches fire I'm going to die.

Who look at Mr fancy over here with AC. Round here we just blow fans ineffectually at ourselves like God intended.

*Trying to have a perfectly reasonable discussion with someone.

Calm down

Throws first punch

Reason number 245 of why not to buy a Nintendo switch.

The go word is swordfish.

It's just crap at dealing with long posts. There's a guy that posts an entire game blog post in the comments and it's unreadably laggy.

Got get them illegal immigrants at their source. Bloody foreigners, staying over there.

I didn't realise rhinos were so small. No wonder I never see them.

Well you can't have butterflies escaping into nature. They'll wreak havoc by pollinating everything.

Well for starters I wouldn't make the containment system an electric fence, have an electric fence by all means but have some physical metal rods as backup. Also maybe don't make the dinosaurs bulletproof.

Hammond probably got told that but decided it was too expensive. After all how often is the power likely to go on out on * and island frequently hit by hurricanes?

If you put high voltage electric fences around humans they're pretty well contained. The intelligence level of the dinosaurs was never relevant but the movie did kind of try and suggest that somehow the velociraptors were special simply because they were mildly more intelligent than the rest.

They made a big thing about how raptors can open doors, my cats can open doors.

Worst I can do if my boss pisses me off it's change his password on a Friday, and then go home.