drolex

nix 101 would have been CInix anyway...

Good nerds know their roman numerals

Al Gore memes

Al G mem

Algae men

Amen 🙏

If nothing else works, being called a sad disappointment by Fry should be the ultimate wake-up call for any human being. This is really sad.

Fry has been through so much shit (but always managed to come out of it with more empathy), that witnessing another psychological wreckage must be a tough but revealing experience.

Die and Resurrect Hard: Jesus' Omen, Jesus and the Goblet of Blood and Jesus' Freaky Adventures in the Women's Prison, respectively

Eh, the second is a disappointment compared to the first. The third one is great though, Bruce Willis is excellent in it.

Yeah Paris is shit

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

I prefer the soothing "you're being hysterical"

No that's Alf. You're thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.

Mon client Nestlé France a toujours démontré un sens moral irréprochable et un immense respect du public et son innocence ne fait aucun doute. Ces accusations dans l'affaire concernant M. Ghosn...

Ah pardon, j'ai mélangé le dossier avec celui de mon autre cliente Mme Rachida Dati.

Reprenons. Mon client a certes parfois eu recours à du harcèlement, des agressions verbales, participé à ce qui ressemble à de la corruption active et passive, bénéficié de passe-droits indus... Merde c'est mélangé encore, ou pas ?

ending a war in the Middle East

Got a source for that?

Classe. Elle a réussi à même pas évoquer les affaires de Dati. Quel talent.

Plus sérieusement, sacrée colonne vertébrale. Gros respect.