I would vote for any female that met him on a debate stage and dropped references to 1) his mushroom dick 2) his tiny hands and 3) the fact that he had to pay hookers to touch his mushroom dick and keep quiet about it.
He would call her any sort of horrible names names on stage and her comeback would be 'don't you pay $200,000 extra for that?'
The meltdown would be glorious.
As a mom of a special needs daughter, I fear for what he and the GOP have planned for my child's and my basic human rights. I know they think I'm vermin. I cannot fathom what future they think my child should have.
Shout 'Swiper, No Swiping!' three times in a row so he snaps his fingers and says 'Aww, man!'.
It's just a platypus....
Platypus put on fedora
PERRY the Platypus!!
The Final Countdown! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah da dahhhh! It's not a trick Micheal, it's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for moneh.
#NailedIt - My 7 yo loves all things Mario and requested a Mario Birthday Cake. I am so PROUD of it 🥰🥰.
Oh I know this one! Francis Scott Key was the badass sitting in jail watching the battle from his cell window and wrote it as the world exploded around him.
(Thank you Jimmy Williams of the 4th grade who got me into detention - teacher made me write an essay on Francis Scott Key. Jimmy thought it was funny, little did he know of the 2 Lemmy points I would eventually get for my endeavors 30 years later - oh ho ho - who is laughing now, Jimmy!?!)
Pretty sure those old timer GOPers are just afraid of people who read and understand art because they are barely literate and slightly insane from lead poisoning. That 5G and it's Wuhan Virus...... (angrily shakes arthritic fist).. will get you every time.
Gotta put Wesley's face on the car dealer, though.
My fear is that 'my friend, the author' won't be describing me in friendly terms, but in a horribly honest way, detailing bad habits I was previously oblivious to.
I'm sure he can still get a discount at the Four Seasons....
Going to have to stock up on popcorn -
https://themessenger.com/politics/judge-georgia-indictment-will-be-televised-if-trump-gets-charged
"I'm not rich, I'm just a regular millionaire" - my favorite line.
I'm definately not a millionaire - what does that make me?
An even BETTER comeback! 'Does your wife charge you extra for that sort of thing? Or was that what was renegotiated in the last prenup?'