"Senator, you're a pedophile."
"Well, maybe you are all pedophiles, too!"
antitomi
joined 4 days ago
Social media doesn't belong on social media for all I care. I think it's time to just... Pull the plug and shut all the shit down.
Well Tate isn't the best president in the Universe! They all say so. Some say even better. It used to be the best president in the Universe, it's probably up to multiverse now. Some say it's multiverse. They came up to me and they say, Mr. Best President in the Universe, how do you do it? I say I don't know, I don't know. That's what they say.
I'm the consumer. Therefore I am always right. And I require more trains to be invented. Do you not want my money, or what?
It's the material of the future.
Depends on the kind of apocalypse we're talking I think!
Asteroid impact? Probably not.
Supervolcano eruption? Nope.
AI developing sentience and craving human flesh to satisfy its murderous urges? Not likely.
I love when capitalism loops back like that and rediscovers something it already was before they started adding shit to it to make it better and simpler and then just invent the original all over again and be like- I'm a genius.
I just dug myself a whole palace beneath the ground, in the sand right at the shoreline.
I dug a hole on a beach once. I wonder if it's still there. I think about that hole sometimes.
Damn, I should call her.
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Waaaay ahead of you buddy!